Was tagged...
Humor
The rules, simple they are:
Go to [link] and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Petra
*A goddess like women with a porn star body.
"Damn, Petra is one hot bitch"*
XD XD yessss a nice definition!!!
2.) Your age?
17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
oh really???
3.) One of your friends?
*a teenaged girl in-between happy and emo, while enjoying the sun and listening to "slit your own throat" by the used very loudly on her Zen (she's too anti-conformist to get an ipod). Romana enjoys smiley face lollipops, and has very little colour in her wardrobe. she is very much sitting on a fence.
theres romana trying to cut her wrists with a flower, oh wait, no she likes overdose better, its much CLEANER.*
4.) What should you be doing?
painting or studying
*As a noun: A bunch of color (usually paint) applied onto a canvas (which resembles a white, thick piece of fabric attached to a frame). Depending on the skill of the artist and/or the taste of the viewer, it can be labeled as 'art'... Or an over-priced piece of wood, fabric, and paint.
Verb: The act of applying color (usually paint by the use of a brush) over the canvas.
Noun: The Mona Lisa is a painting which became famous because someone stole it... If you've ever been to the museum, you can see WHY it was stolen. (It's the ONLY painting that could possibly fit through the doorway. The other paintings are HUGE.)
Verb: Person A: What the hell are you doing?
Person B: Painting.
Person A: ... (Does dumping buckets of paint on a canvas count as '
ainting'?)*now studying: *An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."*
5.) Favorite color?
I don't have one but let's pretend: white
*1. The color white.
Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.
This paper is white!
(idiot human rights activist) "Oh my GOSH you racist bastard!!"*
6.) Birthplace?
Kremnica -but because it never heard of it nor Ziar nad Hronom I typed: Slovakia
*A cool country who kicks ass in hockey.
"Peter Bondra, Ziggy Palffy, and Marian Hossa are a few Slovaks who rock at hockey."*
This was the third but I cou;dn't resist it:
*A small country in eastern europe that borders with ukraine, czech republic, austria, ukraine and poland. historically it kept getting occupied by foreign powers (mongols, turks, hungarians, germans, russians). used to be a part of Cczechoslovakia while under the power of USSR then they split up when the curtain fell.
The good: -Beatiful countryside. (forests, snowpeaked mountains, lakes)
- Plenty of historical buildings and museums
- Lots of clubs and places of entertainment
- Slovakia along with the Czech Republic have the most beatiful women in europe.
- It plays some of the best hockey in the world and produced players like Demitra, Satan, Hossa, Gaborik...etc
The Bad:
- Horrible government, corrupt, greedy uncaring.
- The eastern part of the country is always forgotten about when it comes to economic development. therofre the eastern part is a little bit behind the western. it is a bit more run-down
- Slovakia gets some really bad rep from idiotic movies like eurotrip and hostel. i wish they stop picking the eastern european countries as the most run-down cespools on the planet. THEY ARE NOT.
This has been a relatively unbiased look on my country. you can take from it what you want. if you are not convinced you should always visit the place and formulate your own opinion.
Slovakia can become a prosperous country if the government will stop filling its pockets*
7.) Month of birth?
September
*A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!*
*THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!
IN JANUARY PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND COLD. AND NINE MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER AN ABUNDANCE OF BABIES ARE BORN!* <-was second but I laughed so hard...
8.) Last person you talked to?
Jano
*a slang term more oftenly used to create a sense of definition in a sentence. Derived from the Rastafarian term for God, Ja, it has the same effect as "Ja knows" a similar meaning to "God knows" but is rarely used in this context. More often used by todays teenagers who owuld like to try to sound ghetto because they have the new "50 cent" LP.
"yo my homedogg, jano I got da nu Snoop Kitty Kat album, i jakked it off a honkee, get meh?"*
9.) One of your nicknames?
Peťa but it found only peta now I wonder why...
*People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
A bunch of morons, although they have the right idea about helping animals, are doing it the wrong way. They destroy other people's property, and come up with stupid shit like "eating meat causes impotence" (I swear I saw a sign that PETA had put up that said that).
Humans have been eating meat for millions of years now and we still overpopulate the world. Explain that, please.*
Tagging??? no way... if somebody is interested they can do it...
Confused
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anybody???
